“Before Camp ACT, my kid collected firearms and tortured the neighborhood cats. But now he’s an angel. I mean, it’s weird, because he insists on wearing wings and a halo. But hey, it’s an improvement. I’ll take it.”
“While my kids were busy with ACT this summer, I finally got some time to myself. Hello, Mr. Chardonnay!Oh, and I shaved my legs. I ACTUALLY SHAVED MY EFFING LEGS!”
“When I’m on stage, I don’t think about how I’m dead inside. I feel alive. I hope everyone likes me. I really do.”